Don't Do It:warning Words From The Wise And The Witty

If you need some advice, forget your friends. Collected here in one tidy volume are words of warning from the wise and the not so wise. Some of the guidance is obscure or bizarre, such as "Never undress in front of a bearded lady," but much of it is oh-so-true, such as "Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper." If you're the kind of mug who lends money, listens to your children, or believes everything you're told, then this is the book to keep you on the straight and narrow.