Global As-salt

What could possibly be worse than a terrorist from half-way around the globe? The answer: terrorists we see every day, countless numbers of those whom we would least expect to be our most lethal enemy and who can unleash deadly destruction through unconventional primitive weapons. Oliver Bumpkins, an anxiety-ridden history teacher experiencing a mid-life crisis, is drawn to a little known island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean where he and his wife expect to buy a piece of paradise to escape the frustrations of modern-day society. Little does he know that he is about to encounter a group who have been planning for centuries to annihilate the human species. Will he step up to the formidable task of warning everyone before its too late? Can he lead the world into a kind of war never before experienced by humankind? With an unlikely quirky cast of supporting characters, Oliver Bumpkins is about to change the cliche expression nice guys finish last to you never want to test a good guys wrath.