The Jerkiest Things Men Have Ever Said To Women -- Volume I

Ladies, you will definitely relate to this book if: . a man has pinched your waist and asked you if you've gained weight . a man has mentioned that you're not as attractive as his ex-girlfriend . a man has accused you of lazing around all day after you've cleaned the house, cooked the meals, and taken care of his three kids for 12 hours . a man has walked into your house filled with cat memorabilia-and your own two felines-and proclaimed, "I hate cats " . a man has gotten up two seconds after making love to you, saying he's got things to do . a man has asked you how old you are within ten seconds of meeting you . a man has . . . well, you get the idea . . . *** Now, men, you will definitely relate to this book if: . your girlfriend or wife has shoved it into your hands and forced you to read it *** Ladies, as you read the true accounts within these pages, prepare to laugh, cry, and scream. But please don't be too hard on the men in your lives . . . for they know not what they do