Life Is A Bowl Of Toilets And I Feel Flush

I've often thought that we should have been provided with a handbook of what to expect as we grow older, but since we didn't get one I have tried to compile a small list of things for which you may wish to prepare yourself. To the quote in my book, "We're like wine, we get better with age," I would like to reply, "Humbug " Whoever said that must have downed a few bottles before uttering such lies. There's nothing great about wrinkles, hot flashes, or getting painful charley horses while trying to assume your once-favorite sexual positions, but, no matter how much aging hurts, I'd still fight for my last breath to be part of this wonderful experience called LIFE