Men Are From Penis!

If you've never honestly believed that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then you must be living on a different planet. In other words, we are all alien. 'Men Are From Penis ' is one man's quest to verify what we already knew. But this isn't an insider perspective. Having discovered involuntary singledom, one martian takes a long, hard look at why communication between the sexes is a dying art and what we - or rather, YOU - are doing wrong. And throughout his quest, this celibate and oh-so-slightly insane individual will take your hand and guide you through the pitfalls of on-line dating, the very basis of which - arguably, only emphasises our inability to be at one with our opposite number. Funny, thought-provoking, challenging but never to be taken too seriously, this book will take you to Venus, Mars, Basingstoke, Hell and back An invaluable guide for men and a damn good laugh for women, this is a must-read for all Earthlings in 2007AD.