Puns Spooken Here

From New York Times best-selling author and linguist Richard Lederer comes this fun little book packed with puns, riddles, jokes, games, stories, and more!
What do you call an empty hot dog?
A hollow weenie.
Why did the vampire join the police force?
So he could learn how to get a stake out.
What's the favorite food of mathematicians? Pumpkin pie.
How did Mr. Hyde celebrate Halloween?
With a Jekyll lantern.
Puns Spooken Here is the perfect gift for all your fiends and the other little goblins in your life.


Q. What's a skeleton's favorite food?
A. Spare ribs.
Q. What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling.
Q. What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A. A night mare.
Q. How does an exorcist keep in shape?
A. He rides an exorcycle.