Sir Fartsalot Hunts The Booger

Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit, and it's up to Sir Fartsalot to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind. Misbehavin' Harry convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a repulsive villain, is on the prowl. So begins a hilarious quest to rid the world of The Booger once and for all. Illustrations.

Sir Fartsalotas on a quest to defeat a villain most foul

Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his naughty son Prince Harry, who loosens the tops on all the Royal Pepper Shakers, teases the moat monster, and prefers magic tricks to rescuing fair damsels. Even Sir Bedwetter canat rein in the princeas Royal Clowning Around

Enter Sir Fartsalotathe bravest, boldest, FARTIEST knight in all the land Sir Fartsalotas on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Windaa green, ghastly odor that turns up wherever dangeras lurking. Misbehavina Harry decides to play the biggesta and boogeriestaprank of all time He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful, dreadful, repulsive villan, is on the prowl. Harry, Sir Fartsalot, and the knightas old buddy Sir Knotaclew set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Dreaded Booger, Once and for All