“snicket lemony”

The first tale of the Baudelaire orphans is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.Dear Reader, I'm sorry ... More

The second tale of the Baudelaire orphans may seem cheery at first, but don't be fooled. In fact, the three siblings endure a car accident, a terrible odor, a deadly serpent, a long knife, a large brass reading lamp, and the reappearance of a person they'd hoped never to see again.Violet, Klaus, and... More

Packaged as a deceptively handsome gift book, Lemony Snicket's newest work is the ultimate treat for fans as the master of misfortunes serves up an alarming collection of life's delectably discouraging truths.Lemony Snicket's work is filled with bitter truths, like: 'It is always cruel to laugh at p... More

The multi-talented Lemony Snicket spins another uproariously unhappy tale about three captivating and resilient orphans facing yet another bout of outrageous misfortune as they encounter a flock of crows, a strict council, a prison break, a censored library, a harpoon gun, and a hot-air balloon. 128... More

One book will show you how it began.The other, how it will end.Top secret--only for readers deeply interested in the Baudelaire case. How I pity these readers. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket... More

In Lemony Snicket's eighth installment, the Baudelaire orphans look for a quiet refuge and find their way to Heimlich Hospital. But as they spend time in the hospital they encounter some scary and ghastly doings. Illustrations.Dear Reader, Before you throw this awful book to the ground and run as fa... More

Lemony Snicket's woeful stories about the Baudelaire siblings continue with this wretched tenth installment of the bestselling series.Like bad smells, uninvited weekend guests or very old eggs, there are some things that ought to be avoided. Snicket's saga about the charming, intelligent, and gross... More

In the 11th and most alarming volume yet in the phenomenally bestselling Series of Unfortunate Events, the intrepid Baudelaire siblings delve ever deeper into the mystery surrounding the death of their parents and the baffling organization of V.F.D.Dear Reader, Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, ... More

This fifth book of "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" continues the wretched adventures of the charming Baudelaires at boarding school. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny face strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, a girl named Carmelita Spats, smelly sneakers, and the metric system.As the th... More

Even less is known about Book the Twelfth in this alarming phenomenon. What is known is contained in the following brief list: In this book, things only get worse; Count Olaf is still evil; the Baudelaire orphans do not win a contest; and the title begins with the word "the." Sometimes, ignorance is... More