I Wish I Never Met You: Dating The Shiftless, Stupid, And Ugly A Novel

Made up of a series of vignettes that are told by a vivid but nameless, faceless narrator, this outrageously brash novel takes a real-world look at dating and relationships.

Preston the Project Mishap

Ernest the Undercover Sugarbooty

Marvin the Married Man-Boy

Forrest the Foul Fiance

What single woman hasn't been desperate enough to risk it all in an attempt to find True Love? Vulnerable enough to believe in the whole girl-meets-boy, girl-and-boy-fall-in-love, the-two-live-happily-ever-after, blah, blah, blah? News flash: It never happens that way. Eventually, a girl learns that the road to Mr. Right is littered with more than a few Mr. No Ways.

"I Wish I Never Met You" is the hilarious, uncensored confession of one woman, reeling from a lifetime of dating disasters -- the blind dates, the nightclub crawlers, the ballers, the liars, and the ugly but earnest suitors. As she tries to sort out what she's learned from the heartache and the embarrassments, she'll have you laughing out loud, thanking God it's not your life while recognizing that you've made all the same mistakes.