Do you want to know what to expect when you’re expecting? Really? Well, you’ll be expecting much less legend and a whole lot more dairy if you don’t heed Barney Stinson’s advice in The Bro Code for Parents.
Summary of the Book
So you’ve been awesome all your life. So you’ve mastered the art of being legendary. That’s all well and good, but when you’ve managed to settle down and decided to have a baby, for whatever reason you wish to give yourself, you’re going to have some questions. Not the “what do I feed the baby” sort of questions, that’s for the chicks to worry about. No, you have bro-questions. And who better to ask than Barney Stinson, bro-extraordinaire? Do you want to know if your baby is going to turn out to make the same lame decisions you did? Ask Barney! Do you want to know how to improve your chances of communicating with the fetus? Ask Barney! Do you want to know how to make the Baby’s first birthday a legendary event? Ask Barney! Do you want to know how to provide all that the baby needs to become legend-wait for it because his mom’s watching you sneak that skeletal guitar into the crib-dary! Ask Ted! OK that was a joke. Just ask Barney!
About Barney Stinson
Barnabus “Barney” Stinson is awesome. In fact he is so awesome that reading about him should make you more awesome. He is a professional who does mysterious bro things at office and gets paid and laid a lot. He has taken the divine duty of being the Bro upon himself and occasionally helps his Bro Ted Mosby score chicks in the hit TV series “How I Met Your Mother.”
Barney enjoys laser tag, saving the world from straying asteroids by flying rockets and sacrificing himself for Truth, Justice and the American Way, and inventing several cures for various unknown diseases to help the needy. He may also secretly be the President of the United States of America, but don’t tell anyone that. He’s undercover: yours.
Matt Kuhn is an American writer, best known as the ghost-writer responsible for Barney's Blog.