The life and adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Bootyhole  (English, Paperback, Adhish Gupta)

Mr. Bootyhole hung a photo frame over the wall, and came home to find it shattered. He did not know whom or what to blame: the weight of the body of the frame; the tree it was cut from; the mud the sapling was planted in; the high definition of the picture; the printer which took forth the job of printing it; the glass embedded within; the improper making of the bricks- included, but not limited to the furnace they were baked in, the manager, and the one who gave them shape; the frailty of the nail which held it in place; the weak blows of the hammer; its slippery grip; the paint on the wall; the humidity of the room; global warming; the lightbulb over the frame; its filament; the electricity wires running in the walls; the wind that blew in through the window; or his own incompetence. All he knew was that he needed to find a broom, before his cat injured her paws.