A Hilarious Collection Of Stories From The Life Of The New York Times Bestselling Author Of Look Again At Last, Together In One Collection, Are Lisa Scottoline�S Wildly Popular Philadelphia Inquirer Columns. In Her Column, Lisa Lets Her Hair Down, Roots And All, To Show The Humorous Side Of Life From A Woman�S Perspective. The Sunday Column Debuted In 2007 And On The Day It Started, Lisa Wrote, �I Write Novels, So I Usually Have 100,000 Words To Tell A Story. In A Column There�S Only 700 Words. I Can Barely Say Hello In 700 Words. I�M Italian.� The Column Gained Momentum And Popularity. Word Of Mouth Spread, And Readers Demanded A Collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog Is That Collection. Seventy Vignettes. Vintage Scottoline. In This Collection, You�Ll Laugh About: � Being Caught Braless In The Emergency Room � Betty And Veronica�S Life Lessons For Girls � A Man�S Most Important Body Part � Interrupting As An Art Form � A Religion Men And Women Can Worship � Real Estate Ads As Porn � Spanx Are Public Enemy Number One � And So Much More About Life, Love, Family, Pets, And The Pursuit Of Jeans That Actually Fit!